diamond

JUAN: Birthday sa'ko wife.

PEDRO: Unsa imo gift?

JUAN: Ask ko unsa iya gusto.

PEDRO:Unsa ma'y giingon?

JUAN: Bisan unsa basta naay diamond.

PEDRO: Unsa imong gehatag?








JUAN: BARAHA!


WAHAHAHAHAHA!

LTAP

BOY: L T A P

GIRL: Unsa na?

BOY: Lab Tika Aynag Palag

GIRL: A S T A K A

BOY: Ha?

GIRL: Ambak Sa Tulay Ayaw Ko'g Atika

hahaha...da tagam...

sitting

You may be sitting all alone today, but believe in the magic
that someone is meant to sit beside you soon.



the, if puno na...
mularga na dayon ang jeep...


...unsa'y pagtuo nimo?
about love na pud?
cgeh lang?

wish

A bus full of ugly people met an accident...

All of them died.

Before entering heaven,

God gave them 1 wish,

The 1st said

"Make me gorgeous."
and God did.

The rest followed with the same wish.

When God come to the last person,

he was laughing... and what was his wish?

The man continued to laugh and said ,

"Make them all ugly again"

- hah, hah, hah -

vegies' talk

Nag - usap ang magbabarkadang gulay:

Brocolli: I don't like my looks, I look like a tree.
Wallnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Eggplant: Can we change the topic please?

-hahaha-

candle

Ang kuwento ng "KANDILA."

WIFE: Hon, delayed na ako ng 1 month sa
menstruation ko.
Sana huwag mo muna ipagsabi
kasi nakakahiya, eh!
HUSBAND: Ok. The next day, dumating ang
taga - BANELCO.
"Mam, delayed na po kayo ng 1 month."
WIFE: Paano mo nalaman?
BANELCO: Nasa record po.
HUSBAND: Aba!Bakit nakarecord dyan na
delayed MISIS ko?
BANELCO: Kung gusto nyo pong ,mawala sa record ,
magbayad po kayo.
HUSBAND: Kung ayokong bayaran?
BANELCO: Eh, di puputulan po kayo!
HUSBAND: Sira ulo ka pala, eh!
Anong gagamitin ni MISIS?
BANELCO: Pwede naman po sya gumamit ng
KANDILA!

hehehehehe...

fb

BOY: Miss my FB ka ba?
GIRL: Meron.
BOY: Add kita.
GIRL: Ok.
BOY: Hmmm...eh, BF?Meron ka?
GIRL:Meron.Gusto mo add kita?